I See Your Hinny

Today after church, Robbie was lying across the air mattress and as usual his plumber's crack was exposed. Sarah, who just finished spinning in the computer chair, looked down at him and said, "Daddy, I can see your hinny." His response..."Is it nice and shiny?" Sarah came back most matter of factually, "No, it's dirty and hairy!" Needless to say, I lost it.